Imprisoned Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein wants to talk to President Bush to “make friends” with him, according to one of Saddam’s guards, interviewed by GQ Magazine.

But another guard says Saddam called Mr. Bush “no good” before his feelings mellowed.

The former leader evidently has a taste for Cheetos, according to soldiers who helped guard Saddam.

They told the magazine the prisoner would “get grumpy” when the snack ran out.

Saddam is also a neat freak, the guard told the magazine.

He learned the names of his guards and showed interest in their lives, sometimes offering fatherly advice, the guard said.